Things we do to get people interested in TESL: Only the handsomest lecturers UBD can buy. Alistair with the killer smile on the far left, or would you prefer the owner of the nicest back of the head in the Department of English Language and Applied Linguistics, Dr Azam? Of course, we also have two tall redheads, both with deep set bright blue eyes- of the Harrison Ford and Bruce Willis varieties, pretending to fiddle with nametags. Who can resist?

Yet only 11 people by lunchtime.
Apparently despite the starting salary, no one wants to be a teacher.
I should’ve shown more cleavage!

I bet the FBEPS people are doing better.
They’re being sponsored by HSBC even!
Hmmph. Whores.

It’s the popularity. People just love popularity.