Dear Writers’ Guild of America,

I understand your plight. Really, I do. DVDs are big business. Just look at Komunis in Gadong. Only two years and they’ve paved the whole parking lot with jigsaw bricks.

I am on total Ugly Betty and Grey’s Anatomy withdrawal. So help me here. I cannot stand reality TV. I sincerely hope that the WGA reach an agreement soon.

Yours truly,
Maurina

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Dear AMPTP,

For the love of God, the sweet Prophet, the angels and all that is mighty and fine, JUST GIVE THE STUPID 8 CENTS PER DVD TO THE WRITERS ALREADY!!!!!

Yours sincerely,
Maurina

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Dear readers,

Please bear with my neuroticism as I type in cold sweat (a symptom of TV withdrawal).

Yours lovingly,
Maurina

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Dear God,

If this is they way you are punishing me for pulverising the souls of numerous herbed baby potatoes (oven baked with garlic, rosemary, black pepper, olive oil and a sprinkle of sea salt), then please, I promise to never again do so!

Your slave,
Maurina

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Dear Maurina,

Delirious. You.

Love,
Maurina