I had my eye on the one with the hat.

You know what, we’re really lucky to live in peaceful Brunei. In other countries, contests like these are usually a field day for paedophiles. Here we can safely do it without our very young children ever being the object of someone’s dirty thoughts. I didn’t see anyone playing pocket pool. Eww. But then again I have bad eyesight, so who knows?

Shudder.