I know I said I am SUPER busy! However, I can’t believe I’ve lived to see the day. Those attention seekers (yes THEM) have done it again. Doing what they do best – whoring for attention! This time they are teethering on the fine boundary between their faculty and my foster faculty. In fact, if I was to be technical, THEY HAVE CROSSED OVER! So I said to myself, THIS IS AN OCASSION WORTH BLOGGING!
Observe thy offences.
Offence Number 1: ON THE FLOOR. In the supposedly sacred and neutral (ambiguous really) section of the university where two faculty meets. Known to students as the HOLY BENCHES, these eyesores have seeped into the non-politically defined area..
Offence Number 2: ON THE TABLES! Shamelessly advertising this election of theirs. Our neutral sanctuary is dominated by these infidels!
Thus, for the purpose of research I creeped into this atrocious Faculty and reacted with a non-exaggerated gasp of horror. Them posters are everywhere!!!
Here! Poster Number 1:
Pretentious shots! Look at them! Beckoning their followers to vote for them. I have never approved of full bodied shots and I am not going to ever change my mind. Suddenly the tudong comes out eh? SO WHAT THEY’RE CHINESE AND TUDONGS ARE NOT REQUIRED! They’re pretentious people! Businessmen and politicians in the making! Must be suspicious of them!
Poster Number 2:
Luring innocent voters with EASI RECHARGE CARDS! And the ubiquitious Ipod Shuffle! Hah, mark my words. These gifts, they don’t materialise out of nowhere! They cost money! Money is the root of all evil!
Poster Number 3:
Gasp! How is it that UBD cannot afford soap dispensers yet are able to slurge on an IPOD NANO for voters of the FBEPS STUDENT COUNCIL? This is beyond me! I am telling you, politicians and businessmen in the making – they are NOT innocent. I call for an all-out audit!
Poster Number 4:
The most shameless of all! Using WOMEN’S FLESH to call out to voters? They have covered all bases. These women, they do these exagerated poses. Full bodied ones even! How scandalous! How coy! How my blood boils!
Hmmph, such lavish campaigns! FBEPS must look at FASS! This is the proper way. One poster next to the boy’s toilet. Pink in colour. Must not attract too much attention but must let people know that it is a NEW notice, not old.
And the neccesary highlighting of the fact that voting is compulsary and will not be awarded with EASI RECHARGE CARDS and IPOD SHUFFLES. Hmm. NOOOO! FASS would never stoop that low!
Learn from FASS you FBEPS! They are doing it the right way! Must not encourage people to vote! It is irreligious and most inappropriate! ONLY ONE POSTER, next to toilet, and pink, IS NECCESARY! Bold the fonts if you must, but NO, no presents, no full body poses!
FBEPS, Baaaahhhh~~! How I loathe!
iammaurina 
The pink poster says “all FASS students MUST vote”.
What penalty is there for those who don’t? Do they take away your birthday?
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Yes and a few inches off your height. 😦
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Hahaha. Banar-banar ko sasak kan orang FBEPS. HAHAHA! 😆
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GASP!! I faint (well half-faint..) when I read NO SOAP DISPENSERS!
GHASTLY! ABOMINABLE!! CALL THE HYGIENE POLICE!!
Oh woe is you..woe is youuuu.
*shakes head* No…soap…dispensers…
By the by, the MIB people no say anything about full body shots ads?
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Ness, MIB people, they no pay, they no say. Tudong will outweigh body shots any day. Hehe. I see people who don’t wear tudong usually suddenly wearing tudong in them posters. Perhaps a compromise has been reached?
Ay, soap dispensers, they not present! Bar soap I detest thy appropriacy!
Atul: Hahaha, biar! Tiwasan drg. They’re just begging to be bashed online! Eseh. Banar, basar2 banner nya dannngggg!!!
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Ahh. So its like, can put up pics, as long as the tudong is on? CAN LIKE THAT ONE MEH?
P.s Dang, lapas reading your email, aku mimpi aku hosting tea party ala-ala Alice in Wonderland style. HAHAHAH. Buleh? Ada Mad Hatter and Rabbit and all.
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Er.. what good it’ll get them if they got elected? For fame only?
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Aiiiiiii kau ani sampai temimpi2 segala! Iski jua sudah tu! Hahaha. Well, at least bukan nightmare. Benci jua tu mun mimpi buruk kan bejumpa kami ahhaha. Eh siuk eh. Haha, nah aku iski jua!
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Nonnie: Well, it might fill up a pathetically empty resume and make one person potentially more attractive to future employers. Especially in the FBEPS, the competition is cutthroat, unlike teaching, where most of us actually get jobs. The popularity is a bonus 😉 hehe. Other than that, it is just more work for you and less time for fun. Work, work, office politics, no actual power and no pay.
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Maurina, believe it or not, there’s no posters at all at FoS! Them scientists do not bother with politics at all.
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Hahaha! Nah stedi lagi kami tu Amie! At least FASS has ONE PINK POSTER. Anyway yatah ni membari boring FBEPS ni rubbing it in our faces. Hmmph. Heheh eksen, sebenarnya jeles.
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Hahahahaha, I think you’ll be glad to know that a few of those FBEPS banners/posters were designed by my coursemate. LOL!
Kalau aku membuat those banners/posters, marah ko arah ku? Hahaha. *ijap*
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Inda dang, pasal you were in it for the money. LOL. Kirakan aku sakit hati arah FBEPS pasal buat banner bukan tukang buat banner nya. Eh sudah kau check email mu kah di GMAIL.
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heheh yes, we at fbeps give a whole new meaning to “inda tahu malu” =p did you see the ginormous poster near the fbeps parking lot? it is a bit over the top, i admit 🙂
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YES! I SAW! LOL tapinya I forgot to gambar. Nanti I add. 😛
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forgive for being ignorant tapi apakan FBEPS ani? sama FASS? maklum bukan UBD-ian. Im a mere outsider. All I know is SHIBE (sp?) sama TSELS. Hehehe..
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FBEPS: Faculty of Business, Economics and Policy Studies
FASS: Faculty of Arts and Social Sciences
Besebalahan nyamu building nya. Yatah macam India sama Pakistan. Hahaha.
For the record, its SHBIE, and TESL. LOL. Antamnya saja eh anak ani.
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hahahaha awuuu sudah nyangku inda ku tahu iatah bertanya..malu bertanya sesat jalan yaaw…hehehe
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I remember when simplicity in the form of ‘recommending by ear’ was how our elections in FBEPS went…
I am a bit amused with how much has changed in the duration of only two years.
Full body shots? Bloody attention whores…
So much for being ‘modest’ during the fasting month.
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It is a popularity contest after all Butters 🙂 Must emosi one the campaign. The thing is, they’re never very good at SUBTLETY.
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it’s good to know that these business students having been paying attention in class, ie, marketing 101. but to entice voters with sex appeal and incentives so they can stand a chance to feel important for a year? hmmm….
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they ARE business students no, lecturers would be smiling they’ve been paying attention and actually applying theories into practice… :p
bnr tah, kalau my club ada bnyk funding mcm fbeps atu………… nda adil eh. hantar dorg fbeps ke brisbane (or any part of australia), tau dorg cana payah nya dptkan funds. brunei bnr.
INI TIDAK ADIL! XD
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heheh, really cracked me up lah this one..
never really enjoyed uni days there, but if something like that happened errr…10 yrs ago?? sure wud have been a laugh too.
Long live FASS! ahahaaa…
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Hahaha! Lizzie: Well, the money has to go SOMEWHERE… Hahaha.
Ummi: Yes, plus they’re attention seekers. 😛 Don’t forget that! I’ve dedicated ONE WHOLE CATEGORY for their perpetual whoring. Hahah.
Danura: FASS is cool! We the artsy ones!
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Although I must say that it’s a really good marketing scheme… it used to be so very dull back in FBEPS whenever election time comes around, so winning a prize for just voting? oh my…
Don’t really need a second iPod, but still…
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Hehehe~ aku no comment dear.. Coz i myself am running the BMSHBIE masa ani and the election days are drawing near for SHBIE students. NOTE: SHBIE STUDENTS. That also includes you 😉 Hahaha~ Although technically I was under FASS too. Hihihih~ But sigh… I was just really bloody wondering where the heck did they get the money for all those stuff?? Heheh.. Nda ku jua mau kalah tu ah. Rub it back in their faces! LOL~ Owh wel.. I can never truly understand politics…
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Maurina: I think all FoS students (except the ones involved) doesn’t know bila election ah. Hehe, aku kana nama as calon, aku sendiri nda tau bila election until yesterday.
Ummi: believe it or not, it’s not easy to fork out funds from the UBD Higher Student Organisation, even though every smaller student body + clubs under the Organisation is entitled to $500 every semester. To get the $500, you’ve to give valid and sound reasons why you need to use the money. I don’t think luring voters is a valid and sound reason.
Now I don’t know how much ipod shuffle and ipod nano costs in Brunei, but really, it’s not fair if they got those through the $500 fund.
Ganya FBEPS pernah organise a jawi writing contest, durang charge $1, sampai masa ni alum ada dorang contact suruh ambil sijil (they promised sijil).
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come to think of it inda bisai usul poster bisia pakai full body shots atu…huhu
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bwoh, takut ku meliat posters atu eh. sekali bila inda kana vote -abis dia duit durang ke catu. huhuhu..atu nyaman tidur ku tu eh.
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amieheidi: ada private sponsor lah tu… or they know the right people and just pull some strings. 😉 perhaps, they’re just a very persuasive bunch. they didn’t do any fund-raising events that could finance the advertising?
kalau ada my abang arah election list atu, undilah abangku. hahaha. XD
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regardless of what u said, i’m proud to be a FBEPS-ians LOL. OMIGOD *staring at the ‘big’ poster 1 *shakes heads*
Love reading your post, It keeps me updated~
xox
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And oh yea “they’re attention seekers…”
I couldnt agree more with that WAHAHAHA =p
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IMHO, your reaction is perhaps a shining example of being in dire need of exposure. Their pull tactics and encroachment of neutral/ personal spaces are not uncommon of student elections.
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smell of jealousy is in the air ahhaha…eh biar bah..ada duit..show it! nyak nyak nyak! anyways..i do disagree the poster yang byk bini2 atu..well just because of the unflattering angles..anyways..im joining the $500 worth courtyard competition! them fbeps have a lot of cash to give away! i want some!!!
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Butters: Nyehe, maybe they accept FBEPS alumni?
Goth: Hi! First time seeing you comment here babe! 😀 Anyway, SHBIE is such a long walk away. Plus, those elected will probably be people I don’t know/have never heard of anyway. Hmm, maybe a FBEPS sized campaign is advisable in this situation. Bah, lakas! Then I can be biased in another post and say we have the most beautiful campaign ever!
Amie: KONGRETULESHEN!!! (you, know, for being elected)
Dee: Hehe, awu yatah siapa jua menyuruh full body shots. Cuatah mua saja, hahaha apakan sakit hati.
Adorable: Hahahahaah. Aiiiii horror tu ehhhh!!! Macam “aiiii.. nada urg guna”. Evil eh, nyaman lagi tidurnya!
Ummi: Inda dapat, FBEPS saja boleh. Hehehe
Wangee: Wahahahaha! Hello! FBEPS punya representative. Why are you not on the candidate list? Hehehe. I see Andrea’s up there.
LTH: You never fail to leave comments that are, drop down ambiguous. Ambiguous meaning, I can’t seem to figure out whether you’re being sarcastic or being literal. What do u mean my reaction is classic example of being in dire need of exposure? That I am someone being in dire need of exposure? If you mean that, then doh, hence THE BLOG? Hehe. Another thing is that, yes it is NOT UNCOMMON (thus common) among student elections. The IRONY (which is what the post is all about) lies in the fact that FBEPS is the smallest faculty with the loudest campaign whilst the ones next door which is the bigger FASS, have only ONE PINK poster to rival those of FBEPS’s. This is a call for other faculties to step up their game and not be… complacent. There. I’ve said it.
Ihsan: hahahahaha! Ahhhh persetan! Inda ku CEMBURU. Awu adakah gambarnya angle dari bawah. Hahaha. Bah, mun manang belanja Maw ICECREAM ah.
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nyehehehe! i dun like the poster yg bnyk bini bini atu pun jua. mcm.. lain. MAYBE like echan said, klu different angle ok kali.
But despite tht, i envy the meriahness arah Fbeps. Plus, theyre giving money, =)
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Would it make you feel better if that poster cost them FBEPS students B$50 to make?
Maybe it’s the fact that they’re the smallest faculty that makes them want to have the loudest campaign. Make themselves known.
Did I ever mention that FBEPS in UBD is like CIS department in ITB? We make ourselves known. We have stickers with CIS logo on our windshield, our laptops have CIS logo on it, our shirts are CIS-customised.. Promoting much? But we like to be known. It feels exhilirating. I think FBEPS is just addicted to that feeling. Hehe. 🙂
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Mau: yatah nie dalenx… brutah ku rajin blog-hopping lgi. still workin on the whole election thingie for SHBIE tho. Payah kn get the dean’s attention these days. He’s always out of office and we have to wait for his approval before we run off to do something. *snooze*
Tina: I would know… My brother is in CIS. Bejurit logo2 kamu ah… On cars, shirts, laptops… I wonder if anyone actually had stickers on their bums too… Hehehhee~ Dept kamu andang kambangz 😉 LOL
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Pics of CIS stickers on bum please! 😀
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Zephyr, hahaha, your brother is in what intake? We’re proud of our department saja bah~ Hahaha. It’s kinda like.. if you’ve got it, flaunt it! LOL. It’s only for fun, honest!
Ness, I can only show you CIS stickers, and no bums! Hee.
I bet if Maurina was in any other department in ITB other than CIS, she’d bash CIS students too! Hahaha. Kan, kan?~
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No, no. I am being literal. Allow me to elaborate. Their pull tactics and encroachment of neutral/ personal spaces are not uncommon of student elections. That their ‘whoring for attention’ irked you tells me you are rather unfamiliar with the mongering that comes hand in hand with elections, student or otherwise. Thus my initial statement regarding the need for exposure (to the big bad world of pseudo democracy, life outside how your experience has framed it, etc). There are no boundaries in politicking and elections; nothing is off-limits. That incentives are given to partake in the activity is not uncommon either. Also I found it quite ironic that as the agent of change you champion to be, you are content with one pink poster as opposed to the ‘small body – big voices’ tactic. I thought it does not matter that no one cares/ it is irrelevant, as long as one goes all out to make themselves heard.
And for the record, you threw me with your last statement, ‘This is a call … … complacent’. I interpreted your original entry as one where FBEP should take a page out of FASS’s books and not splash themselves about, and I still do. The statement, however, comes across as FASS being really slack and should at least try match FBEP’s efforts. If your intention is the latter, than I retract what I have said, though that could be made clearer in your original entry.
And perhaps your peers within FBEPS (or even the social sciences) could enlighten you with Herzberg’s Motivation-Hygiene theory, a personal favourite of mine. The beauty of the concept lies in its duality. Take the example: unhappy – not unhappy/ not happy – happy. Being ‘not unhappy’ does not necessarily mean one is ‘happy’. It merely means the individual is – not – unhappy. And therefore ‘not uncommon’ does not equal ‘common’. But I digress. 🙂
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Haneqz: Hahaha, awu.. *lain*. Shudder. Awu tapinya bisai meriah. FASS really could’ve done better. WE HAVE HOTTER CHICKS!
Dang Tina: Ohhhh, if I was in ITB I’d definitely pick on CIS. Especially knowing that YOU are in it. LOL. All the more enjoyable!
Goth: You know, in *some* government agents, they actually run off to build something, 25% done, and then ask for approval. That way, the authorities can say “bah sama saja bebuat sudah kenot do anything anymore” and have to approve. 😉 Simple politics. If all else fails, you have weapons. They’re called BREASTS. Unless the dean is a woman.
Ness: with extra strong adhesive! LOL!
LTH: Ohhhh what we had there was communication failure. Hehe. My overly dramatic gestures and exaggerated vocabulary did not sufficently warn you of an incoming (badly written) satirical post. 🙂 Which is what this post really is. Satire. Which is the reason why I am mightilly thrown off by your literal comment!
I’m actually surprised you didn’t catch the sarcasm in the last paragraph as everyone else did. I thought it was actually rather clear. Especially the part about “women’s flesh”? Do I sound/look conservative to you LTH? Naive even? Hehehe. Even if that didn’t throw you off, perhaps the usage of the word “irreligious” to describe “voting” would?
Perhaps this is a highly “UBD” kind of comedy as well? That’s why you didn’t get it? Hehe. I think it is safe to say that anything under the category of FBEPS Bashing should be taken with a grain of salt. 🙂 Save the seriousness for other posts. Hee.
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amieheidi – just to clarify, the election campaign and prizes are being sponsored using money from FBEPS and not from the $500 that clubs are supposed to get from PMUBD 🙂
also, the certs from the jawi writing competition should be with your respective AR’s, if they’re not then it’s because some of the certs were actually misplaced by the MPP’s (because the YDP signs them) so the FBEPS student council who organised the jawi comp are in the process of finding out exactly which certs are missing (there were over 500 entries) and reprinting them.
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hahaha! berijap jua ubd politics kamu ani ah..
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Di: Thanks for telling that, :D, coz I thought the organiser (dat guy went off to Sheffield already) said the committee will text all the participants that their certs are ready. FoS just changed AR this semester, and I really doubt the new AR know anything about it.
Mau: Alum lagi elected eh. I’m just one of the calon ja. Hehe. Getting in the MPP is good, not getting in the MPP is good also. I shudder to think of my time management nanti ni.
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Mau: Hahaha~ now that you mentioned it, the job’s halfway done. Hehehe, he HAS to approve it. And the Dean’s a guy – who strictly speaking – does not fall for the weapons. Hahaha~ if yours maybe lah :p
Tina: The brother’s name is Minor @ Bulatz. Hehehe~ He’s suppose to graduate in 2008. A year after me *rubs it in* Haha~
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Goth: Hehehe. Nyahah he has to!
Buh Tinaaaaaaaa, intai ya intai!!!!!!
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Zephyr, hahahaha, junior panya. Yang pernah ku marahi kali ni. Hahaha. Awu, pernah ku marahi junior CIS bah.. bising! Macam ambuk bah! Skali kami atu membuat final year project. Stress macam apa.. Dorang bising atu membuat lagi ku stress. Skalinya ku suruh dorang diam. HAHAHA.
Ask your brother if he knows Tina as the pemarah senior of CIS. LOL. But I know he knows Tina tu, I think.. pasalnya kami yang buat orientation and I was one of the MCs.
Nah, becerita tah ku pulang!
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Tina: Haha~ My brother cudnt reali give a damn bout seniors getting mad & all. Makin lgi ia penyeluru. He’s got no shame I tell ya~ Hehe~ Masa ani ia atachment tho. He’s dat bald headed guy who drives a Ford and smokes 25 cigarettes a day. Heheh~ Bwoh what kind of a sister am I?? Hahaha~ *sell sell*
Mau: Hahaha~ Mudah2an imannya kuat… Hahaha~ *LMFAO*
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Ohh intake 21 ni.. I thought intake 22, the newest one. Hahaha. I don’t know which one he is, but I’ll ask around. CIS is not that big. Like I said, it is like FBEPS to the rest of the UBD faculties. 😉
So, no, he probably doesn’t know me. Hehe.
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wow… hehehe is this new kah Maurina? when i was in UBD i didnt notice any election thingy/voting going on heee.. or i was dat ignorant eh…
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Every year tu ehhh Rosie I’m sure. Hehe.. Intake baru ani bah tu saja.. LOUD
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hey maurina… ure da gal who always wants ‘stands out’ -wearing thick mascara, thick make-up and oso wearing tight clothes?am i right??
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sori for my typo…’i mean who always wants to be the stand out person’ in order words…attention seeker…
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I think it is a given that anyone who has a blog wants and seeks attention. No?
I will just ignore BOTH of your “typos”.
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well…any1 who have blogsite…can do as their please…however… in ubd…ure like an attention seeker cos i remember seeing u around. n ure accussing fbeps for being an attention seeker…so yeah…wat fbeps are doing might be over da top…but dont u think, what they are doing are just making the atmosphere lively???having uni spirits.. making the best out of the best studying in ubd…
having just one poster, is tat enuff to attract attention??hw successful was the FASS election??
btw… u missed out the poster with the guys in… so the guys are selling their flesh too??? wat abt the banners they put up at the lamp-post at the junction entering fbeps parking lot??? i think u should take pictures of tat..n comment on it.. n perhaps u could go around fbeps n check out all the signs they put up… such as the testimonials boards… read tat up… tat pictures were not body shots…it was head shot…so wat would u comment on it???that they are selling their head???or they face???
n maybe u could ask around, how did they get the money to actually afford the banners,the signs, the ipods….n fyi ipod nano is for logo designs…while ipod shuffle is for the lucky draw winner…so dont mix them together..cos its both different…
yes i envy those fbeps ppl..cos they are actually making an effort to make their campaign successful…wat abt our faculty??? pink poster??? i totally walk pass it n not read it at all….n i neva notice it until u mention it…n our faculty are bigger than fbeps…shouldnt we have better campaign that those in fbeps…
so y bitch around abt other faculty…when our faculty are not making any effort at all??? should give a thumbs up for those fbeps ppl…for making a huge effort with their campaign…cant fault them for making a huge different with their elections..at least it caught our attention…it certainly caught ure attention… wat about our faculty??? some of us didnt knw tat we got elected…n some of us dont even know when is the election day… ‘is tat wat u call uni spirits????’
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I agree with Joe. I pity the girl who stated this blog. You would stoop so low to ‘spy’ at FBEPS, and gossip around stuff like jual badan tia, and holy benches? students kah or diri sandiri manggil holy benches? Nothing holy about it. For sum1 who says FBEPS girls using flesh to lure voters out? where’s the flesh? Or are you that jealous that FBEPS ladies are sexy and cute just in their baju kurong? There should be a principle here. If you have something against the election or fbeps itself, dont start blogging and complain to others that FBEPS ani tia, atu tia. o wait..is it because you’re afraid to admit that you’re jealous and sakit hati. We can make a really good election, you cant. We strive to succeed, you cant because of the stereotype ‘Kami cikgu, kami ada kraja guarantee udah’. haha if the governemnt nada bagi kraja, i wonder where you’d be. All of this comments is DIRECTED at the person who started this blog. No disrespect against FASS but with people like that, give you guyz a bad name. ‘Whoring for attention’? hmmm only experts can tell that you know. so that means…..egad! ladies and gentlemen, we have the queen whore herself.
A quote from Maurina
Learn from FASS you FBEPS! They are doing it the right way! Must not encourage people to vote! It is irreligious and most inappropriate! ONLY ONE POSTER, next to toilet, and pink, IS NECCESARY! Bold the fonts if you must, but NO, no presents, no full body poses!
FBEPS, Baaaahhhh~~! How I loathe!
Irreligious? Get your facts right girl. History lesson here: When Nabi Muhammad wafat, did you think Nabi chose his successor? No. there was a…yes..VOTING. A vote on who was the most suitable to be Khalifah. Saying it irreligious? so you’re saying what Nabi taught was irreligious? Get your facts right before you make stupid statements like that.
I bet you some will rply ’emosi tia’. haha it aint. Its juz stating the facts. FBEPS did its own election and we attracted jealousy and scrutiny. hmmm..guess that when you’re the best faculty and on top, its only natural that other faculties will get jealous. What a pity. We should be working as one university and not bitching on blogs or to anyone else. One piece of advice to everyone. Dont let jealousy rule you, makes you look stupid in the end.
oh new update: a quote from joe:’hey maurina… ure da gal who always wants ’stands out’ -wearing thick mascara, thick make-up and oso wearing tight clothes?am i right??’
What do we have here? complaining about using women’s flesh? yet you do the same? hypocrite.
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DUI MR MAXIMUS! Don’t pity me because I am EMBARASSED for you. Read the freaking post again! It wasn’t a complain even. The fact that the post is, as you have pointed out, HYPOCRITICAL, is because it is NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY. Hello, has no one ever heard of SATIRE? You laugh at that Russel Peters’ racist jokes yet you can’t handle this? What kind of environment do you live in? A HUMORLESS one evidently. Please. Pull out the wedgie from inside your buttcrack and relax! Take the post with a grain of salt!
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hey gal.. u call urself a uni student.. u should be ashamed of urself.. we should be unite ourselves as one.. ever heard of uni spirit my dear? heck u should go out and see other uni.. just because one falculty is doing something out of the ordinary and better, u don go bitching about this and that.. that my dear is not wat we call attitude of a uni student. or maybe u should go back to A lvl and stay a while and learn some common sense while u’re there
and what’s this about whoring for attention? so u saying doing election is seeking attention? heck so what we seeking attention, without the attention how can we get the vote for the election. and at least we seek attention for a purpose, unlike someone who wear tight clothe and heavy duty makeup for no purpose, now tat’s whoring for attention.
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dui mr maximus? haha not to be taken literally? look whos doing what now? The post was meant to open up your ‘eyes’ Its easy to blog right and think no one is offended by your comments. well wake up little girl. Not everyone can take the post with a grain of salt but since you replied in such a way. i should be saying the same of you. oh and pull out my wedgie? oh my? is that a sexual approach or remark?. Expand your thinking. Again, not everybody will take such a remark lying down. lets say. A girl calls you ‘Oh my god your dbitch everyone is talking about on another person’s blog. Would you accept it with a grain of salt? i doubt it. dont use double standards, if you insult someone or something, prepare to be insulted back.
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Hi sagimartin, yes I call myself a Uni student. Better than most Uni students, in fact.
Ever heard of satire? Maybe it is you who should be going back to A’Levels and redo all your English modules all over again.
Far from bitching. Reread the comments in this post.
FBEPS people take things so personally. No sense of humor. My advise would be: GET FAMILIAR WITH MY WRITINGS, LEARN TO DISTINGUISH WHICH IS THE ONES YOU TREAT WITH SERIOUSNESS, AND WHICH ONES YOU TREAT WITH LAUGHTER.
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Haha! If you find this offensive then the exit button is on the top right hand corner of this window! Unless of course you’re running on a Mac, in that case it’s on the top left corner!
Sorry~ My writings are for people who actually get it. Not for you evidently.
Sexual approach? Dear GOD, use a dictionary for once. Perhaps consider the term sexual ADVANCE? Anyway, no far from that. I was suggesting how ANAL you were. Need I say it clearer? Okay. ANAL RETENTIVE.
Go away. Other FBEPS students were okay with this. You know those who have the sense of humor to deal with it? Not you of course. So scoot~
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u know u r famous once u start receiving hatemails… *lol*
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and this is probably ur highly commented post ever Maurina. Congratulations.
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UHUH.. 67 comments. wow.
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Awu ahhh you two! Hehehe. Thank you thank you.
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XOXO! Congratulations! I was scared that you were missing out on the hatemail for such a long time since you started.
LOL. It comes with blogging, that I can tell you. 😉
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Mau, mau… The beauty of being a blog writer is that you get to be offensive. Plus, what these haters never get is that we live for the hatemail. It shows we get reactions!
It’s always funny provoking people. But the people who dreamt up the whole FBEPS election campaign ought to have realized that when you cook up something as direct and showy as this, people are gonna comment.
I appreciate the effort… but it is a bit much.
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Tina: Hahahah, I was starting to think that I was! Think- I must be extremely tactful or I look like I own a steamroller used specifically to crush hatemail writers.
Ches: Ahhhhh yessss. It’s even funnier when everyone else ain’t provoked except one or two persons. Although Ches, you should’ve been here to see the spectacle! They have like, speakers’ corner or something!
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Hi Maurina.. i never went to uni but i have opinions and a stable career and i can honestly say life is a bitch.. and ALL this? hahah is ammusing. uni spirit? aaaaahahahahahahaha
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Hi Neraf! This I believe is your first time commenting! I’m glad my “thick mascara” and my “tight clothes” did not turn you away. 😉
However yes! UNI SPIRIT!!! Dear lord. I feel like saying “why don’t you just boil my brains while you’re at it”. Hahaha!
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haha mauuu…oh well, let it be mau 🙂 practicing a political election is not bad at all. we might be political one day 😛 at least FBEPS are reliable to do that job well! hehe and about the funding ?? its not over funding ppl! hehe its well use of scarce resouces, tau simpan tau pakai 🙂
oh ya, FBEPS, good job but try not to cross the line, its on the border line of OTT ehehe
but still thumbs up 🙂 proud to be FBEPs hehe
Bye mau!!!
aku rindu ko mau!!! hehe kita jumpa tahun dapan hehe
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Syahmi!!! Hiiiiiii!!!! This is a first! Hahaha. Yes practicing a political election is not bad but then again with all the hoohaa they should also expect posts like mine! Macam making fun of Britney Spears apa.
Rindu Maurina, baca blog Maurina! Heheh. That’s all I have to say.
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wohhoo..an occassion worth blogging..is surely a successful one…=) thanx for the free advertising..first of all…thanx for correcting our wrongs..and secondly we would inform our juniors not to cross-bounderies with ure faculty…and in the future campaign we make sure it is within our grounds.
Sorry if we ‘over did it’ the campaign.u surely got ureself famous in fbeps…most of us are talking about u…n thumbs up=) no hard feelings…we all do have some humors…and we’re the ‘attention seekers’ are on the Sunday newspaper too…check it out=)
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Maurina, I wish your GVO articles could generate this much comment coz those are the ones worth reading. =)
“Sexy and cute” in one paragraph, Nabi Muhammad (saw) in another… hmmm….. I’d rather not comment further. XD
To FBEPS (lurus kah tu yo?), siapa handle the campaign? kan belajar ku, kan advertise BSS =D
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Wahhhsehhh!!! Congratulations! Yeay cool people in my blog LOL! Biartia cross boundaries bah. WHO KNOWS? Maybe they’ll fight back. 😉
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Unharm, hehehe, 🙂 thanks! Sabar2 tah. Andangnya, macam tabloids bah, lagi ramai org baca dari newspaper.
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maurina,hahaha…we love some comeback…competition among faculties..god i love to see that b4 i graduate nxt yr…
ches, our dream for outbeating our seniors did come true=) n we’re happy for that…to my seniors,no offences incase ure reading this…(takut aku)
unharm, hahah…if ure serious,i will tell my chairman abt u needing help..hehehe…
syahmi..thanx for the thumbs up…n we inform ure new FSC not to cross-borders in the future…
ps:aku ahh,replying ppl’s comment..perasaan aku punya site…n oso interesting site u got here mau..thumbs up:-)
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HAHAHA mau!! urgh, silly me not reading Joe’s comments earlier…haha silly.. cali Mau 😛 u the best!
‘visually impaired’ and mascara thing was hilarious haha u surely know how to entertain us haha
Anyway, this blog of yours suprisingly brings alot of attention from people around the universe hehe Mun ku di sini pun kedengaran! cana kan tu mau??
oh oh Mau,i met mimie! Syok jua tu…. keke
Hello m4eva, fbeps is still the BEST! we do what we do best and that’s seeking attention! thats nature of saying we are the best and will always be 🙂 😛
oH MAU, i have a suggestion, since this particular subject ‘may’ push fbeps button, u should talk about the ‘run-down of fbeps courtyard!’i know they are unhappy with the Top Management’s verdict on demolishing that shrine of ours! sniff sniff i for sure will be exclusively ridiculing it 🙂
Love Mau, kawan sejati dan sejoli!
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my4eva – serius eh. =)
Maurina, bila adakan your TV show? 😉 kalah all the reality TV shows tu krg.. hehehe
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i do browse by once in a while. looks like u’ve been busy hah.
looks are inconsequential haha and so are their balderdash (Bullshit) hehehe
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M4eva: Haha, it would be interesting. Then I can bash your faculty and be incredibly biased with mine! 😀
Syahmi: Hehehe, biasalah “household name”. 😛 See people my friends don’t read my blog! Eh bah nanti2 tah eh ku menulis pasal that courtyard of yours. PASALNYA kami di Brunei ani kan beraya bukan macam you guys di UK> 😛
Unharm: You do realise I HATE reality TV with a passion? Howevver, if you have cable that has most of the major news channels, you might be seeing me sooner than you think. 😉
Neraf: Ahhh, one of the silent readers. Not silent anymore evidently. Heh. Anyway, enjoy Turquoise and Roses! 🙂 Selamat Hari Raya!
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*kechalian*
bah slmt hari raya maaf zahir dan batin..!! nda lagi batah exam lai~
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cool i m on the poster 🙂
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Parimpan: AWO BAIK BELAJA!
Red: Wahsehhh! Did you get in?
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aiii…buring…main mcm kanak2 eh..bashing other faculties on your own site…aii childish jua…
atu bah…you ani yang kononnya jadi wakil bruneain bloggers kan…tapi kenapa ya kan tue main mcm ani..mcm kanak2 eh…grow up bah pls…be professional..okay tue?
just stop all these…inda malu you kahh..ehh cani kan jadi “wakil”.. malu ehh you ani…
ok accept the criticism
biatchubd
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dang lidia,
satu: dunia politik ani memang mencabar. baruuuuuuu jua saya saurang ani mengkritik pilihanraya FBEPS atu, sudah tia KUCAR KACIR penduduk nya. saya ani satu, biskita atu beratus. nanti bila tani ada demokrasi sendiri, cematu kah jua kucar kacirnya ah? pikirkan tah.
kedua: mungkin inda membaca diatas di dalam komen2 yang lalu, mun macam atu mari saya terangkan lagi secara detail. post yang biskita maksudkan atu, dalam bahasa ingerris nya SATIRE ataupun dalam bahasa melayunya karangan sindiran. karangan sindiran ani memasukkan elemen elemen yang berlawan atau bertentangan dari realiti. nah cuba biskita aplikasikan tu konsep satire atu ke post saya yang awal. dan cuba bandingkan mesej yang sudah saya sampaikan atu dangan komen saya terima dari awang joe. sudah ketara dari sana kedia menilai post saya atu dari nilai mata sahaja. maksud tersurat sudah dipahami tapi maksud tersirat inda kedia terima.
ketiga: alhamdullilah, anitah pertama kali saya mendangar saya ani WAKIL kepada bruneian bloggers. bisai tah tu. ganya, bukan saya yang memilih diri saya menjadi “wakil” bruneian bloggers ani. pembaca2 saya sendiri pulang tu. bisdurang yang sendirinya tu ah. barang ani inda saya minta, malah saya dibari. bukan inda besyukur ganya, bila title atu digunakan against saya.
keampat: saya inda akan malu selama lamanya untuk mengemukakan perkara perkara yang saya tau dan saya percaya hanyalah yang benar. yang benar post atu sememangnya satire, atau karangan sindiran. dan saya tau jua dayang lidia adalah salah seorang yang inda memahami maksud tersirat di dalam karangan tersebut. pihak pihak yang terlibat di dalam bidang politik ani saya pecaya amat maklum tentang karangan berupa macam saya buat atu.
kelima: PAYAH rasanya jua saya kan menerima kritikan dari dayang ani yang menamakan dirinya “biatchubd”. mungkin atu keputusan peribadi biskita tapi sebagai nasihat, mungkin bulih menukar nama atu. saya inda pernah menggunakan bahasa macamatu dalam site saya ani. kalau bulih keep it clean. dangan cara clean ani jua, bulih biskita menaikkan kredibility biskita.
nah, atu saja. pikirkan tah.
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Mau! hehe u hate fbeps brabis ah? marah banar jua mau~
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Tersinggah kemari Dari Blog Tina. Lawak eh. Kiranya kalau nada hadiah segala nada orang vote lah tue ah. Nanti tah cuba formula durang atu. Ganya the posters atu, ada kureng sikit.
Have to agree with Tina lah. CIS pun kureng labih cematu. Over The Top. Alum lagi arah parking tue, we used to parking biut semua, so that people tahu kami orang CIS. Oh yeah, si Minor atu org CP tue Tina.
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Hahaha, NieCha, did you remember that CIS was the only department that had personalized t-shirts and the only ones hanging out at the parking lot, now other departments are out there as well, and now have personalized t-shirts!
OTT is the best way to go! Cemanatah kan jadi designers when we can’t even attract attention, kan, kan, kan? 😉
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Ehemz. Tina, we, the CIS-ers kira trendsetters lah tue. Now semua department tah kan buat baju durang sendiri. Tapi, CIS masih top. Mana jua inda, baju kana sponsor oleh Mamih. Department lain semua bali sendre. wuhuhu.
Really lawak lah this post. Should go to ITB and check kami CIS-ers. Mesti banyak kan di komen tue. haha.
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I just come across ur blogsite and I would have to say I’m surprised with the changes in UBD, especially FBEPS. Just left that faculty 3 years ago and my batch always thought that we were the last cool FMAS/FBEPSians.. Now you’ve proven us right LOL!! Man look at our juniors! We weren’t THAT attention seeking. We used to be the siok-sendiri batch, maybe because of our secluded location, and also being the smallest faculty in the whole of UBD.. *sigh* the good ‘ol days..
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Hehehe. Yeah, we’re entering the new “inspired and not stifled” era! Watch out Brunei!
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