Question of the Day

Bah cubatah meliat siapa yang pandai menjawab:

APA HUKUMNYA ORANG MEMBACA YASSIN DIKUBUR?

Siapa pandai menjawab, a certain restaurant belanja buffet.

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  1. LOL! I know that trick question.

    Haramlah. Kesian org membaca yassin, nda pedah2 kana kubur.

    If the question is:
    Apa hukumnya kalau orang membaca yassin di tanah perkuburan?

    then that one is sunat.

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  2. Hahahahaahah pandaiiiiiiii!!!!!

    KAMUUUU AKU TERHIBURRR!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!

    There’s another one.

    “cina nyambalih babi, aku migang kepala” apa hukumnya?

    hahahahaahahahahaahah caliiiiiiiiii

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  3. hukumnya neutral, cina yang menyambalih.. and kau pigang kepalamu.. nada kena mengena.. NYAHAH! lol

    oh oh.. saja wanna tambah, udah ku read the comment from Amyheidi, aku baru teringat the difference:

    Dikubur – verb
    Di kubur – preposition

    Prepositions in Malay are always seperated from the noun. Heh, saja.

    Eh mau, udah kamu discuss kah pasal TESL raya ah? the Juniors apa agree sudah, and we’re planning to do it on the second week of raya, possibly wednesday, i.e. October 24th.

    maurina: ALUM! LUPA ku. Bah esuk I’m meeting some of them, ada ku mention tu. Astaga kelupahan!

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  4. Similar one “Orang menyembelih babi, imam mencuci kakinya di masjid!!”

    How about this one…

    “Basar banar kangkung atu, tikus keluar masuk dari lubangnya”

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  5. Haha, beloyar banar ko mau…

    Muaz, this type of question is usually asked orally, and you can check pakai the intonation or the words, coz certain words can have multiple meaning.

    That’s why I said di tanah perkuburan, not di kubur. Kubur could mean bury or grave, while tanah perkuburan, it only has one meaning, graveyard, hehe.

    Zul: Hehe, orang menyembelih babi tampat lain, imam mencuci kakinya sendiri di masjid, bukan kaki babi. I didn’t get the second one. though.

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  6. amyheidi: buka aisbox and masukkan gajah. tutup aisbox

    buka aisbox, keluarkan gajah, masukkan beruang. tutup aisbox

    XD

    geek goddess: ikan masin? XD

    sahnaul: no idea..

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