I AM MORTIFIED!
We could’ve won! I just HAVE to sing! It is confirmed, I am now migrating to MALTA to become a Malteser, because apparently there is a rerun tomorrow night.
For those who missed the hoohaa and still see “Bruneian Bloggers”, namely Me, Bulimic, AnakBrunei, Rano and Danurasana in a moderately dignified light, please DO NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO SWITCH ON THE RADIO TOMORROW. We will be losing against the DJ’s in a game trivia and I will be destroying your eardrums with my extremely tuneless singing voice.
Horrifying and deathly sound emanating from your radio speakers? THAT WAS ME!
Car suddenly swerved to the stable? IT WAS PROBABLY ME ON THE RADIO!
Elevated heart attack rates across the Asia-Pacific region? MY FAULT!
Loss in the ability to do motor skills? I TOLD YOU NOT TO SWITCH ON THE RADIO!
Insanity and delirium? 90.7, KRISTAL FM, RERUN SOME TIME TOMORROW NIGHT.