Plastic virginity is all the rage today! Haha, just read an article on Global Voices Online about this supposed plastic hymen that you put in your vagina, and breaks during intercourse, producing the desirable red spots on the clean white sheets that marks an unspoiled ‘virgin’. How yucky!

Apparently it’s made of albumen???

AND IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THAT!!!! I think I’m starting to feel faint. So if you’d like to read more, click here.